Stop Growing Up So Fast!
I love that my kids are becoming more independent. It makes many aspects of our lives easier when they can brush their own teeth, bathe...
I Mom-Failed So Hard Today
I had a whole other article planned for my comeback, but this morning's events were too "eventful" not to share. If there was a club...
The Black Hole That Is My Purse
Every woman knows that the bigger the bag you carry, the more shit that ends up in your purse. It's just some natural law of womanhood,...
Divine Secrets of the Hula Sisterhood
I grew up with an older brother and always wanted a sister, but Mom and Dad never caved and made me one. So, I had to search for my soul...
Fear of the Dentist...Rational Or Irrational?
I am afraid of the dentist. My children's dentist, that is. It's just feels so judgy, like, "please examine my child's mouth and tell me...
Am I Old Enough To Be A Mother?
For anyone that knows me, they know that I talk to my mom every day. She knows to expect my call after I've dropped off the kids at...
This Bowl Will Change Your Life
When I come home from a full day at work at 5:30pm, nothing pains me more than having to think about cooking dinner. And real talk, moms...
I Could Be Rich...
The other day I posted on Instagram that if I had a nickel for every time I tried to get a decent pic of my kids, I'd be rich by now. It...
I'm Too Old For This Sh*t
If you're super hip, you probably know that Instagram launched their "Stories" feature last night, or whenever. I don't fall into the...
It's That Time Of Year Again...Back To School!
I'm not sure how it happened so fast, but the kiddos started school again yesterday. I don't know how school calendars have evolved over...
